The World Is a Vampire

IT'S NOW BEEN SEVERAL DAYS SINCE THE EARTH TRANSFORMED INTO DRACULA SATELLITE FOOTAGE SCIENTISTS HAVE INDEED CONFIRMED THAT THE FACE RISING OUT OF THE PLANET'S SURFACE IS DEFINITELY DRACULA'S YEP, THAT'S DRACULA WE GO TO THE SMASHING PUMPKINS' BILLY CORGAN FOR COMMENT 100% DRACULA WASHINGTON D.C. CHICAGO THE WORLD IS A VAMPIRE

A hand-drawn four-panel news parody shows Earth transforming into Dracula, with scientists confirming the bizarre satellite footage. The broadcast then cuts to Billy Corgan of The Smashing Pumpkins, who solemnly declares, “The world is a vampire,” referencing the lyric from “Bullet with Butterfly Wings.” It is used as an absurd reaction to a world that feels sinister, cursed, or dramatically doomed. EN: A hand-drawn four-panel news parody shows Earth transforming into Dracula, with scientists confirming the bizarre satellite footage. The broadcast then cuts to Billy Corgan of The Smashing Pumpkins, who solemnly declares, “The world is a vampire,” referencing the lyric from “Bullet with Butterfly Wings.” It is used as an absurd reaction to a world that feels sinister, cursed, or dramatically doomed.

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