Donald Trump’s 1990 Japan Visit

Donald Trump visiting Japan in 1990 is the greatest thing you’ll read all day. THE ASPEN INCIDENT 249 For the next two days Donald suffers from an extreme case of jet lag. Dressed in the same rumpled suit every waking moment, he takes no pillor, his eyes swell, and he refuses to ingest Japanese food. “I’m not going to eat any fucking raw fish,” he rails. The first night in Tokyo he and his traveling party attend a formal dinner with a group of Japanese bankers. Before the meal is served, Donald gets up and walks out, leaving his underlings to deal with the their insulted hosts. The first real meal Donald eats in Tokyo is a hamburger for lunch the next day at a Japanese McDonald’s. Feeling better, he decides to take a walk through the Imperial Gardens. The walk inspires a new idea. “Call the emperor,” Donald orders his entourage. “Tell him I want to see him.” But like the Japanese media at the airport, the emperor’s spokesman does not seem to know who Donald is. He informs Donald’s intermediary that an appointment might be arranged one year from the following Thursday, provided that the emperor is supplied with a written request stating the purpose of the visit. On Saturday Donald decides that being in Tokyo is a waste of time.

A meme shows a book passage describing Donald Trump’s 1990 visit to Japan. The absurd story portrays him refusing Japanese food, eating only a hamburger at McDonald’s, and demanding to meet the emperor, who does not even seem to know who he is. It is shared as a reaction to unbelievable, chaotic, or historically bizarre anecdotes about Trump. EN: A meme shows a book passage describing Donald Trump’s 1990 visit to Japan. The absurd story portrays him refusing Japanese food, eating only a hamburger at McDonald’s, and demanding to meet the emperor, who does not even seem to know who he is. It is shared as a reaction to unbelievable, chaotic, or historically bizarre anecdotes about Trump.

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