OpenAI Legal Entities Sankey
OpenAI Legal Entities 1,604 registered 776 Open, acyclic ownership graph 828 Closed, cyclic ownership loop 197 Strategic Reserve 448 Allocated for internal use 328 Allocated for Anton-OpenAI-entity daily rental pool 21 Inauspicious gematria value 251 Deployed 143 Decoys 87 Auspicious gematria value 31 Lost documentation 56 Retained documentation 13 Forged documentation 1 Zero assets/liabilities 42 Nonzero balance sheet 17 Material decision-making authority 5 No decision-making 5 Came in fluffer
A Sankey-style flowchart humorously maps 1,604 registered OpenAI legal entities into increasingly absurd categories, including strategic reserves, decoys, forged documentation, and a daily rental pool. The punchline is the bureaucratic escalation into tiny groups with no assets, no decision-making power, or one that “came in fluffer,” parodying corporate complexity and opaque legal-entity structures.
- @pokupkabitka / 36576 2024-03-02
- Template
- Sankey diagram
- Type
- image
- Size
- 800×450 · 44.2 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, satirical
- Language
- en
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