Son Picks Charizard

me: *trying to conceal tears after learning my wife cheated on me* my 5 year old son in the back of my gmc grand sierra: You picked the starters. Now pick the final forms 🌿 🔥 💧 Venusaur Charizard Blastoise

A suited TV host points repeatedly at a screen showing the three final evolutions of Pokémon starters: Venusaur, Charizard, and Blastoise. The caption jokes that a child in the back of a GMC Sierra is enthusiastically discussing Charizard, making the father’s attempt to hide his tears look like an emotional reaction to Pokémon fandom rather than infidelity. It is used as a reaction to unexpectedly heartfelt or passionate excitement about a trivial topic.

You know what I kind of like Charizard? The fire on the tail, the wings he can fly, the claws on his feet, he can use that as a weapon. He's not as limited as Blastoyce or Venusaur. I'm gonna go with

• @pokupkabitka / 35052 2024-02-02