These Tunnels Aren't on the Maps

Jew: Quiet! I think we've got cops. Alex Jacobson: These tunnels aren't on the New York City sewer maps. Weird... I have no information on what you might be getting into. Jew: They found us! Jew: Oh! Agh!

A first-person player crawls through dark, cramped brick service tunnels while a Deus Ex-style dialogue box delivers increasingly ominous warnings. The joke is the absurdly specific lack of information about an obviously suspicious tunnel route, followed immediately by the group being discovered and panicking. It works as a reaction to getting into a bizarre situation with no plan or useful guidance. EN: A first-person player crawls through dark, cramped brick service tunnels while a Deus Ex-style dialogue box delivers increasingly ominous warnings. The joke is the absurdly specific lack of information about an obviously suspicious tunnel route, followed immediately by the group being discovered and panicking. It works as a reaction to getting into a bizarre situation with no plan or useful guidance.

Quiet. I think we got cops. These tunnels aren't on the New York City Super Maps. Weird. I have no information on what you might be getting into. Uh-oh. They found us. Ah! Ah!

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