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Master Lock Dollars Per Disappointment

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Master Lock "Do it." HARDENED 607 607 606 606 606 606 605 DOLLARS PER DISAPPOINTMENT: $34.96 $34.96 $30.57 $30.57 $30.57 $30.57 $10.99 $10.99
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A close-up instructional-style video demonstrates opening Master Lock shutter locks, including cutting a small circle in the packaging and using a medium hook with a technique called “the poke.” The narrator then reveals a lineup of lock models 605, 606, and 607 labeled with their prices, turning the lock-picking demonstration into a joke about how disappointing and expensive the locks are. The deadpan narration, faint musical/bowed-string-like audio, and the final “DOLLARS PER DISAPPOINTMENT” graphic make it work as a reaction to overpriced security or products that fail at their intended purpose.

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If you're a magician or you're at a party and you're trying to impress your friends, these locks are a must have. What you just saw was the Master Lock 605 and 607 shutter locks, but this is the Model 606, and we're gonna have to do something a little bit different. Oh heavens no, I just don't get paid unless this video goes over a minute. For this one I went ahead and cut a happy little circle out in the side of the packaging. This is important for what I'm about to do next. Using a slightly above average standard medium hook, we're gonna use a technique called the poke. The- You are using a Master Lock Model 606. It can be opened with a Master Lock Model 606.

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video, 1:02
Size
576×1024 · 9.2 MiB
Mood
sarcastic absurd
Language
en
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