Vaporeon Compatibility Codec Call

Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals And with their impressive base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one Along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood No other pokemon comes close to this level of compatibility Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

A green-tinted codec-style video shows Adolf Hitler speaking to Raiden, with captions presenting an increasingly explicit and absurd argument that Vaporeon is ideal for sexual relations with humans. Raiden becomes increasingly horrified and angry while the distorted electronic codec ambience and deadpan delivery heighten the shock value, ending in a frantic argument and hang-up. It is shared as an absurd, offensive reaction meme about someone taking a bizarre Pokémon theory far too seriously. EN: A green-tinted codec-style video shows Adolf Hitler speaking to Raiden, with captions presenting an increasingly explicit and absurd argument that Vaporeon is ideal for sexual relations with humans. Raiden becomes increasingly horrified and angry while the distorted electronic codec ambience and deadpan delivery heighten the shock value, ending in a frantic argument and hang-up. It is shared as an absurd, offensive reaction meme about someone taking a bizarre Pokémon theory far too seriously.

Reiden, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokemon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokemon for humans? What? Not only are they in the Field Egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals. Vaporeon are an average of 3 feet 3 inches tall and 63.9 pounds. This means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks. What are you talking about? And with their impressive base stats for HP and access to acid armor, you can be rough with one. You're fucking crazy. Due to their mostly water-based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet. So wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. What's wrong with you? They can also learn the moves attract baby doll eyes, captivate, charm, and tail whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. You're not gonna fuck a Pokemon. With their abilities, water absorb, and hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokemon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat high HP pool acid armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more. You're fucking crazy! Shut up, I'm gonna fuck up a pori and a pori! You cannot stop me, Raiden! Yes, I can! You're not gonna do that! Shut the fuck up, Raiden! Shut up! Stop talking! That's it! I'm gonna hang up!

• @pokupkabitka / 32132 2023-12-11