Finland Patch Notes 69.3.6

Finland Patch notes 69.3.6 fixed an exploit where you could run on barely frozen lakes fixed a bug, where it didn't appear in the map added a rare chance of an occurrence, where a whitefish can weigh 2kg (winter only) improved reliable coffeemaker durability improved squirrel pathfinding AI other changes: • fixed a bug where you can get stuck in Turku • energy drink age requirement is raised to 15 • general fixes to Kouvola • removed Karl Fazer Tutti Frutti from winter • added optional Swedish subtitles • removed nasal snuff • nerfed ice • increased the price of bananas • general fixes to pineapples

A fake Finnish video-game patch-notes update presents a series of absurd “fixes” to Finland: running on thin ice, missing map geography, unusually large whitefish, dangerous coffee makers, and squirrels navigating downspouts. The final update list escalates the joke with changes to Turku, Kouvola, energy drinks, Swedish subtitles, nasal snuff, ice, bananas, and pineapples. A dramatic Finnish-sounding music track and shouted vocals make these mundane national quirks feel like an intense game announcement, making the clip useful as an absurd reaction to an endless list of pointless updates.

Murit nyt murtukoot, sydän parkkahuutakoon ansaan Perkelees sieltä, koska saatana on viedä Lupaus teen sanataan, vuoden ensimmäinen yö kaikki alkaa uudestaan Tu vittu, puits katso Ei jumoon oltu siikka, kaikki lossi Halakest toi pohjoja terve! Tuosta halakest pohjoja! Tästä kapeen eittelettä halakest pohjoja! Nyt kyllä vitu!

• @pokupkabitka / 31292 2023-11-22