Rich Monkeys Buy Sex
Monkeys can learn to use money. Scientists taught Capuchins to exchange silver discs for treats. A few weeks into the experiment, the monkeys began budgeting for foods they liked. They started buying food when the price dropped and even started gambling. Eventually, rich monkeys figured out they could pay each other for sex. YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE ANARCHO-PRIMITIVIST! Uh.
A scientific image of a capuchin monkey is paired with an absurd caption about monkeys learning economics, budgeting, gambling, and eventually paying each other for sex. The lower panel shows an anarcho-primitivist being confronted with this outcome and responding awkwardly, making fun of ideological frustration when supposedly natural beings recreate capitalism. EN: A scientific image of a capuchin monkey is paired with an absurd caption about monkeys learning economics, budgeting, gambling, and eventually paying each other for sex. The lower panel shows an anarcho-primitivist being confronted with this outcome and responding awkwardly, making fun of ideological frustration when supposedly natural beings recreate capitalism.
capuchin monkey / капуцинmonkey head illustration / иллюстрация головы обезьяныpurple latex glove / фиолетовая латексная перчаткаsilver disc / серебряный дискlaboratory equipment / лабораторное оборудованиеblack caption panel / чёрная панель с подписьюcartoon character / персонаж мультфильмаlong hair / длинные волосыpink clothing / розовая одеждаside-profile drawing / рисунок в профильmoney / деньгиfood / едаgambling / азартная играspeech text / текстовая реплика
- @pokupkabitka / 30629 2023-11-08
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- image
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- 452×676 · 47.2 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, sarcastic
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- en
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