Plastic Fork Bill

>be me >be schizophrenic >mostly under control >on meds, learned live with hallucinations >have an imaginary friend to help cope >name is Bill, is a plastic fork with a face drawn on it >talking to Bill helps keep me grounded >be last week >see three women with a string >know the string is my life >fuck they're gonna cut my life >don't wanna die, know it's not real but still scared >fuck did I take my meds? >they go to cut the string, I yell no >they cut it, I feel my life slipping >they keep cutting, the pieces they cut off turn into little pizzas >like those bagel bites >wtf.jpeg >Bill will help calm me down >turn to Bill, fuck, it's not Bill >just a fork with a face, can't calm me down >cut my life into pizzas >this is my plastic fork

An anonymous imageboard greentext describes a person with schizophrenia who imagines a plastic fork named Bill as a grounding companion. When three women cut a string representing the writer’s life, the severed pieces become miniature pizzas, and the supposed friend is revealed to be only a fork with a face. The joke combines absurd hallucination logic, escalating panic, and the realization that the coping object cannot actually help; it is shared as a dark, surreal reaction meme. EN: An anonymous imageboard greentext describes a person with schizophrenia who imagines a plastic fork named Bill as a grounding companion. When three women cut a string representing the writer’s life, the severed pieces become miniature pizzas, and the supposed friend is revealed to be only a fork with a face. The joke combines absurd hallucination logic, escalating panic, and the realization that the coping object cannot actually help; it is shared as a dark, surreal reaction meme.

• @pokupkabitka / 30442 2023-11-05