Velcuz WTF Spiral Confession

parachanical_ just spent 5 dollars instead of watching the stream for free "velcuz wtf" suprised ages ago finland down the spiral and i'm in

A pink-haired streamer wearing a black cat-ear headset reacts to a post about someone paying five dollars to watch the stream. She sarcastically explains that the audience should not be surprised: her increasingly eccentric identity, Finnish background, alcoholism joke, dresses, and computer-science interests were all supposedly obvious signs. The deadpan delivery and dramatic background music make the escalating confession absurd. EN: A pink-haired streamer wearing a black cat-ear headset reacts to a post about someone paying five dollars to watch the stream. She sarcastically explains that the audience should not be surprised: her increasingly eccentric identity, Finnish background, alcoholism joke, dresses, and computer-science interests were all supposedly obvious signs. The deadpan delivery and dramatic background music make the escalating confession absurd.

Velikos what the fuck? Why are you guys so surprised? You've seen this coming ages ago. I watch force, and I have no friends. I'm from Finland, I'm an alcoholic. Like somewhere down the spiral I was gonna start wearing dresses. And I'm in computer science. Okay. I know why you're all so shocked.

• @pokupkabitka / 29589 2023-10-21