Fight Everyone You’ve Slept With

Text on the meme

You have to fight everyone you’ve ever had sex with:

What it means

A Super Smash Bros. match shows Captain Falcon battling the enormous Master Hand on a futuristic stage while the opponent’s damage steadily rises. The caption turns the boss fight into an absurd metaphor for having to fight every past sexual partner, and the cheerful soft-rock song “Wham Bam Shang-a-Lang” by Silver makes the violent spectacle even more comically incongruous. EN: A Super Smash Bros. match shows Captain Falcon battling the enormous Master Hand on a futuristic stage while the opponent’s damage steadily rises. The caption turns the boss fight into an absurd metaphor for having to fight every past sexual partner, and the cheerful soft-rock song “Wham Bam Shang-a-Lang” by Silver makes the violent spectacle even more comically incongruous.

Sound

♪ Silver — Wham Bam Shang-a-Lang

music / музыка

Who

Captain Falcon (F-Zero / Super Smash Bros.)Master Hand (Super Smash Bros.)

Objects

Captain Falcon / Капитан Фалькон giant white hand / огромная белая рука futuristic fighting platform / футуристическая боевая платформа video game HUD / интерфейс видеоигры damage percentage counter / счётчик урона в процентах dark arena / тёмная арена blue stage / синяя сцена glowing attack effect / светящийся эффект атаки game timer / игровой таймер smoke and light effects / эффекты дыма и света