Prayers for Better Dice Rolls

[A list of oaths and sayings that ought to incur Tymora's blessing, granting the speaker good luck!] 1. By Lady Luck's Smile 2. Turntable Tymora, I Invoke Thee 3. By The Rolling Of My Dice, Please Let These Results Be Nice 4. Spin, Spin, Oh Fickle Fate Wheel! 5. Lady of the Diamond-Glitter Dice, Mistress of Good Fortune, Sovereign of Luck, Please Have Mercy On Me, For Fuck's Sake.

A parchment-style list presents increasingly desperate invocations to Tymora, the goddess of luck, asking for favorable dice results. The joke is the escalation from mock-ceremonial prayers to blunt profanity, capturing the frustration of tabletop gamers after bad rolls. EN: A parchment-style list presents increasingly desperate invocations to Tymora, the goddess of luck, asking for favorable dice results. The joke is the escalation from mock-ceremonial prayers to blunt profanity, capturing the frustration of tabletop gamers after bad rolls.

• @pokupkabitka / 27377 2023-08-23