The Perfect Gift Strategy

Be prepared guys, this is a true story >be me >have qt girlfriend (I really have one) >she's a diagnosed autist >she's always amazed by me being able to give her the perfect gift every time she has birthday/it's Christmas ... >truth is it's so fucking easy to question her what she wants and she doesn't realize that I'm doing it >she's absolutely not able to read my intentions when questioning, because autism >one or two weeks before birthday I'm literally asking stuff like “are there any new books/games you'd like to have” or “you told me about ... you liked so much, can you show me where you've seen it“ >it's so easy to make her happy >I love her Also her mom gives me blowjobs on a daily basis

A greentext post describes a man subtly asking his autistic girlfriend what gifts she wants before her birthday or Christmas, making it easy to choose the perfect present. The affectionate story is abruptly undercut by the final crude claim about her mother, creating an edgy bait-and-switch punchline. EN: A greentext post describes a man subtly asking his autistic girlfriend what gifts she wants before her birthday or Christmas, making it easy to choose the perfect present. The affectionate story is abruptly undercut by the final crude claim about her mother, creating an edgy bait-and-switch punchline.

• @pokupkabitka / 26866 2023-07-25