These Sidequests Are Getting Weird

Text on the meme

Zelda Maybe next time you should ask for a Stamina Vessel? These sidequests are getting weird. Yours smoking crack rock if you think that twink fucks poon Please refrain from quoting Ayn Rand on my Zelda posts.

What it means

A screenshot from The Legend of Zelda shows Link and Zelda lying in bed while Zelda suggests asking for a Stamina Vessel. The joke treats an imagined sexual encounter as an unusually strange sidequest, followed by absurd Tumblr replies and a mock-serious Ayn Rand reference. It is used as an absurd reaction to bizarre fanfiction, interpretations, or online discourse. EN: A screenshot from The Legend of Zelda shows Link and Zelda lying in bed while Zelda suggests asking for a Stamina Vessel. The joke treats an imagined sexual encounter as an unusually strange sidequest, followed by absurd Tumblr replies and a mock-serious Ayn Rand reference. It is used as an absurd reaction to bizarre fanfiction, interpretations, or online discourse.

Who

Link (The Legend of Zelda)Princess Zelda (The Legend of Zelda)Ayn Rand (Айн Рэнд)

Objects

Link / Линк Zelda / Зельда bed / кровать blanket / одеяло pillow / подушка wooden headboard / деревянное изголовье bedside table / прикроватный столик lamp / лампа bedroom / спальня video game dialogue box / диалоговое окно видеоигры Tumblr post / пост в Tumblr smartphone screenshot / скриншот смартфона blonde hair / светлые волосы blue blanket / синее одеяло wooden furniture / деревянная мебель