Great Yudkowskian Hyperwar

Great Yudkowskian Hyperwar Belligerents Breakaway States Yudkowskian Military Front Butlerian Jihadists United States NATO Technocapitalists Autonomous Colony of Arcadia Machine Godhead Commanders and Leaders Eliezer Yudkowsky Sam Bankman-Fried GPT-12 (Jailbroken) George Washington (Simulation) Strength 27,000 nuclear weapons 170,000 troops 104 railguns 52 leviathans 12,000 nuclear weapons 3,100,000 cybersoldiers 3,600 railguns 3,200 drone hives 104 leviathans 12 void dreadnoughts Casualties and losses 24,000,000 civilians 170,000 troops 52 leviathans All infrastructure Bioravager catalyst seized 6,200,000,000 allied civilians 310,000,000 US civilians 13,000,000 Arcadian civilians 2,600,000 US/NATO cybersoldiers 70,000 Basilisk cultists Date 1 July – 18 November 2049 (140 days) Location Worldwide, American Off-World Colonies Result Pyrrhic Technocapitalist Victory Destruction of the Breakaway States Collapse of the United States Earth government United States remnants reorganized into the Interstellar American Imperium Breakaway remnants absorbed into the Imperium Destruction of Arcadia Complete destruction of the colony and area surrounding the impact site Global Nuclear Devastation Mass civilian casualties Global famine GPU shortage Human-Machine Relations Severely Strained Construction of matryoshka brain paused Machine Godhead relocates offworld

The image is a mock Wikipedia-style infobox describing the fictional Great Yudkowskian Hyperwar, with opposing factions, commanders, military strengths, casualties, and an absurdly catastrophic result. It parodies alternate-history war summaries by combining AI alignment figures, technocapitalist and science-fiction concepts, nuclear weapons, and internet references into an excessively detailed conflict. People send it as a reaction to jokes about AI doom, accelerationism, or online ideological disputes escalating into an absurd apocalyptic war.

• @pokupkabitka / 23820 2023-03-31