Nutritional Facts of Semen

Nutritional Facts Of Semen Serving Size 1 cup (240 ml) (70 ejaculates) Amount Per Serving Calories 60 (250 kJ) % Daily Values* Total Fat 0g 0% Saturated Fat 0g 0% Trans Fat 0g Cholesterol 110mg 37% Potassium 260mg 7% Sodium 710mg 30% Total Carbohydrate less than 1g 0% Dietary Fiber 0g 0% Sugars less than 1g Protein 12g 24% Vitamin C 35% • Calcium 6% Iron 4% • Vitamin B12 4% Phosphorus 10% • Magnesium 6% Zinc 260% • Copper 2% Chloride 10% *Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet. Your Daily Values may be higher or lower depending on your calorie needs. Calories 2,000 2,500 Total Fat Less than 65g 80g Sat Fat Less than 20g 25g Cholesterol Less than 300mg 300mg Sodium Less than 2400mg 2400mg Total Carbohydrate 300g 375g Dietary Fiber 25g 30g

A parody nutrition facts label presents semen as if it were a packaged food product, listing serving sizes, calories, vitamins, minerals, and daily values. The joke comes from applying official food-label language to a sexual substance, making the absurdly specific nutritional information the punchline. It can be sent as an absurd, crude reaction to sexual humor or an unexpectedly detailed explanation. EN: A parody nutrition facts label presents semen as if it were a packaged food product, listing serving sizes, calories, vitamins, minerals, and daily values. The joke comes from applying official food-label language to a sexual substance, making the absurdly specific nutritional information the punchline. It can be sent as an absurd, crude reaction to sexual humor or an unexpectedly detailed explanation.

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