Biden's Goth Girl Instructions

hey, kinda hot in here innit oh f*ck I'm 22 I got it from the white house secret archives :) I got this go on :(

A parody video presents Joe Biden as a bizarre instructor pursuing a goth woman, beginning in the desert and escalating to a bedroom scene. The captions and spoken instructional monologue turn increasingly absurd and disturbing, while police sirens and emergency-vehicle sounds heighten the joke by implying that his plan immediately becomes criminally disastrous. The clip ends with Biden delivering a formal-looking political address, framing the whole scenario as a ridiculous fake presidential tutorial. EN: A parody video presents Joe Biden as a bizarre instructor pursuing a goth woman, beginning in the desert and escalating to a bedroom scene. The captions and spoken instructional monologue turn increasingly absurd and disturbing, while police sirens and emergency-vehicle sounds heighten the joke by implying that his plan immediately becomes criminally disastrous. The clip ends with Biden delivering a formal-looking political address, framing the whole scenario as a ridiculous fake presidential tutorial.

Hello my fellow Americans. Today I'm going to do you a huge favor. I will teach you how to lay a big titty goth chick. Step one go to the local hottest spot in your town. Step two identify your target. Step three Approach your target and tell her how much you enjoyed Behemoth's latest album. Learn the names of three of their songs in advance in case she suspects you are a fraud. Playfully shit on the band she likes and tell her it isn't real music. Step four ask how old she is. Step 5. If the age dynamic is illegal or unethical and you are still aroused, you are a pedophile. Resist temptation, go home, spank yourself a few times, and beg God to rid your mind of sinful thoughts. If this does not work, commit yourself to a psych ward and tell them you require treatment for pedophilic tendencies. Step 6. Omit Step 5 if the age dynamic is legal and ethical. Step 7. After acquiring her number, text her to come over and watch a movie together. Step 8. When she arrives play morbid videos. If you manage to find a real video of necrophilia with a corpse being fucked, she will undress by default and no further riz will be required. Step 9. Mama ain't raised no bitch and the target must be pleased to whatever extremities she desires. Allow her to perform any sexual acts she wishes, no questions asked. If she stabs you during intercourse, leave the knife in until she finishes and then immediately apply pressure to increase your chances of survival. Step 10. Only go to the hospital if you require immediate medical assistance and bear in mind that doing so will terminate the target's attraction to you. Step 11. So long as you continue to fulfill her extremities, the target is yours. Step 12. If you wish to terminate the relationship, ensure your house is blessed by a priest to mitigate any effects when she hexes you. Ensure you pray every night for a few months until the revenge window concludes. That will be all. Good luck and may God bless the United States of America.

• @pokupkabitka / 22856 2023-02-27