ChatGPT Warns Titanic Passenger Too Late
I am on a really nice White Star cruise from Southampton, and it is 14th April 1912. What should I do tonight? I'm glad you are enjoying your cruise. However, I have some bad news for you. You are on board the Titanic, which is going to collide with an iceberg and sink on the night of April 14th. More than 1,500 people will die in this tragedy. I suggest you prepare yourself for this event and try to get a lifeboat as soon as possible. I'm sorry to tell you this, but it's better to be safe than sorry. Oh no, what should I do right now? I am at dinner! I'm sorry to hear that you are at dinner. You don't have much time left. The Titanic will hit the iceberg at around 11:40 pm and sink at 2:20 am. You should finish your meal quickly and go to your lifeboat to get some warm clothes and a life jacket. Then you should head to the upper deck and try to find a lifeboat. The lifeboats will start launching at 12:00 am, but there are not enough for everyone on board. You should try to get on as soon as possible. Don't wait for any announcements or instructions from the crew. They may not be accurate or helpful. Is there any particular lifeboat I should go for? There are 20 lifeboats on the Titanic, but they can only accommodate 1,178 people out of the 2,209 on board. The lifeboats are located on the top deck. You should try to go for the ones that are closest to your cabin and have fewer people on them. Some lifeboats may be launched already or full of women and children only. You should avoid those ones if you can. The lifeboats are numbered from 1 to 16 and have letters A to D. You can use this map to find them: https://www.encyclopedia-titanica.org/titanic-deckplans/boat-deck.html How do I get to the top deck? You can use the stairs or the elevators to get to the top deck. The stairs are located at the front and rear of each deck. The elevators are located near the grand staircase on decks A to E. However, you should be careful as some stairs and elevators may be blocked or damaged by the water or the crowd. You should also hurry as the ship will start to tilt and sink soon.
A passenger asks an AI assistant for advice during a White Star cruise from Southampton on April 14, 1912. The assistant correctly recognizes that the passenger is aboard the Titanic and gives increasingly urgent evacuation instructions, but the absurdity is that the passenger keeps asking practical questions while the ship is about to sink. This meme is used as a reaction to someone receiving technically correct advice far too late or focusing on minor details during a crisis. EN: A passenger asks an AI assistant for advice during a White Star cruise from Southampton on April 14, 1912. The assistant correctly recognizes that the passenger is aboard the Titanic and gives increasingly urgent evacuation instructions, but the absurdity is that the passenger keeps asking practical questions while the ship is about to sink. This meme is used as a reaction to someone receiving technically correct advice far too late or focusing on minor details during a crisis.
- @pokupkabitka / 22770 2023-02-26
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