Argonian Misunderstanding in Morrowind

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A static cartoon shows a yellow, horned humanoid in primitive fantasy clothing waving beneath a misspelled greeting. The synthetic voiceover presents an awkward host welcoming a guest, repeatedly denying prejudice against reptiles and then accidentally insulting Argonians before challenging them to fight. The joke comes from the contrast between the cheerful image and the increasingly uncomfortable Morrowind-style dialogue, ending with a reference to the Sixth House and the Ashlander tribe.

Welcome, moon and star, I have prepared a place for you. Come. Oh, you're a reptile. No, no, it's not a problem. I just had expected a dark elf. No, it's not because I think they're more capable. It's just because you were... No, really. No, I don't have an issue with reptiles. Some of my best slaves were reptiles. Wait, no, that came out wrong. Listen, what I'm trying to say is that... What? No, really, I'm sure you come from a very fine swamp. Very good with a spear. No, I don't think Argonians are jokes. It's just that... Alright, let's just fight. Is this how you honor the sixth house and the tribe unmo-

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