JC Denton Offers Soy Food

SOY 外賣

JC Denton from Deus Ex wanders through a dark city at night carrying a bag labeled “SOY” and repeatedly offers soy food to an unseen resident. When the offer is refused, his polite approach escalates into a bizarre countdown and threats about NSF casualties, followed by ominous non sequiturs about killing a homeboy and seeing the listener’s daughter. The deadpan delivery, low-poly game visuals, awkward music, and clangs make the absurd threat feel like an unintentionally hilarious video-game cutscene. EN: JC Denton from Deus Ex wanders through a dark city at night carrying a bag labeled “SOY” and repeatedly offers soy food to an unseen resident. When the offer is refused, his polite approach escalates into a bizarre countdown and threats about NSF casualties, followed by ominous non sequiturs about killing a homeboy and seeing the listener’s daughter. The deadpan delivery, low-poly game visuals, awkward music, and clangs make the absurd threat feel like an unintentionally hilarious video-game cutscene.

Hello there. How about some soy food? Not yet. Sorry to bother you. I just wanted to say that you can have this soy food. What a shame. Great place here. You've got 10 seconds to have this soy food before I add you to the list of NSF casualties. 5 seconds. 3...1... Make it last. I killed a homeboy out by the tracks. By the way, I saw your daughter down the street. She didn't look so good. Heh heh.

• @pokupkabitka / 21225 2023-01-19