32 Year Old Tech CEO Morning Routine

32 Year Old Tech CEO Morning Routine rise and shine as Kobe steak to stimulate the neurons and in my introspection that I was so hard on myself and I will be fixing that this year

A young man in a black shirt records a selfie-style video in his bedroom while holding a white mug and appearing increasingly emotional. He humorously presents an exaggerated tech CEO morning routine, then mock-confesses to laying off most of his workforce while framing his real mistake as being too hard on himself; the punchline satirizes startup hustle culture and Elon Musk-style billionaire self-justification. EN: A young man in a black shirt records a selfie-style video in his bedroom while holding a white mug and appearing increasingly emotional. He humorously presents an exaggerated tech CEO morning routine, then mock-confesses to laying off most of his workforce while framing his real mistake as being too hard on himself; the punchline satirizes startup hustle culture and Elon Musk-style billionaire self-justification.

Rise and shine, it's 3.30 am. I just took my ice bath and an infrared sauna. My muscles feel massaged as Kobe steak. I realize I get my best work done while the regulars are still asleep. I'm drinking my mushroom coffee to stimulate the neurons, while I journal over my KPIs for the year. I'm trying to figure out the man I want to become. And in my introspection I realize that even I too make mistakes. Even I too have weaknesses. For example this past year I laid off 75% of my workforce and my biggest mistake was that I was so hard on myself. I beat myself up over it. I mean look at Elon Musk, he did the right thing. He laid everyone off without a penny. My problem is my heart is too big. I care too much and I will be fixing that this year.

• @pokupkabitka / 21191 2023-01-18