550-Pound Bench Press, Zero Partners

Bench Press (lbs) and Number of Sexual Partners (data reflects 142 self reported values on 6/26/2018) R R² = 0.002 Sexual Partners Bench Press Max (lbs)

A statistical scatter plot highlights the lone point around a 550-pound bench press and zero sexual partners. Below it, a muscular man in a black tank top, gloves, and a cigarette stares stoically while holding a beer bottle, turning the data into a joke about extreme gym strength leading to loneliness. Mr.Kitty’s dark synthwave song “After Dark” makes the reaction feel dramatically cool and melodramatic, amplifying the absurd punchline.

♪ Mr.Kitty — After Dark

• @pokupkabitka / 21007 2023-01-13