Overloaded Developer Resume

About React Native 0.70.6 ⚡ M1, Ubuntu 💻 Hermes ⚙️ Fabric 🚄 Turbo Modules 💨 TypeScript 5d ✅ Gradle 7.6, JDK 19, NDK 25, CMake 3.25 🍎 Xcode 14.1, Ventura 13.1b, Ruby 3, ccache 📦 Yarn 4rc 🧱 ESLint 🧹 Prettier ✨ Blaze, Buck 🚧 Babel 🗼 cljjs 🚧 GitHub Actions ✅ Node 19 ⬡ Storybook 6c 📓 libs 📚 for curious early adopters 🗿 #RNEU 22

A dark “About” section lists an absurdly dense collection of developer tools, versions, technologies, and emojis, presented like an impressive software résumé. The joke is that the résumé is overloaded with niche technical details and early-adopter buzzwords, making the person seem comically overqualified or impossible to understand. It can be sent as a reaction to someone exaggerating their tech stack or trying too hard to refresh their résumé. EN: A dark “About” section lists an absurdly dense collection of developer tools, versions, technologies, and emojis, presented like an impressive software résumé. The joke is that the résumé is overloaded with niche technical details and early-adopter buzzwords, making the person seem comically overqualified or impossible to understand. It can be sent as a reaction to someone exaggerating their tech stack or trying too hard to refresh their résumé.

• @pokupkabitka / 18857 2022-12-04