I Identify as Sexy

Excuse me? Well miss, I find you very attractive. Did I trigger you? Girl, you are sexy. But lucky for you, I identify as sexy. Yeah, I can't do that.

A man and a woman flirt on an apartment balcony while subtitles show their increasingly awkward conversation about attraction, gender, and paying for a date. The joke culminates when she says she identifies as sexy, followed by his refusal to provide financially, making the exchange absurd and deliberately provocative. EN: A man and a woman flirt on an apartment balcony while subtitles show their increasingly awkward conversation about attraction, gender, and paying for a date. The joke culminates when she says she identifies as sexy, followed by his refusal to provide financially, making the exchange absurd and deliberately provocative.

Excuse me person whose gender pronouns I'm not yet aware of. She, her, and me. Well miss, I find you very attractive. Oh really? Oh shit, did I trigger you? Not at all dude. Oh shit, did I trigger you? No, not at all. Last time I checked, I am a dude. Oh okay, okay, that's good. Girl, you are sexy. I forgot to ask permission to compliment you. Yes you did, but lucky for you I identify as sexy. What a coincidence. Me too. Why? Why not? Fair enough. So where do we go from here? I would love to take you out sometime. Only if you let me pay for half. Yeah, I can't do that. Why not? I believe a man should provide for his woman. WHAAAA! I'M TREGON!

• @pokupkabitka / 18537 2022-11-27