Criminal Record Application Question

[NOT A SHITPOST] [SERIOUS] I have a unique criminal record, how will this affect my application? (not a shitpost) (serious) I was born into a not so good family, they manipulated me into committing a few nonviolent crimes. I have also been prosecuted as an accessory to the crimes of my family members. Here are the crimes that I have been prosecuted for: -perjury (x3) -forgery (2 passports, 2 driver's licenses) -impersonation of a law enforcement officer -possession of alcohol as a minor -arson to commit insurance fraud (no one's safety was threatened)

A Reddit post asks how a long list of nonviolent criminal offenses will affect an application. The joke is that the writer presents serious crimes in an oddly formal, understated way and blames their family, making the situation sound like an absurd application concern. EN: A Reddit post asks how a long list of nonviolent criminal offenses will affect an application. The joke is that the writer presents serious crimes in an oddly formal, understated way and blames their family, making the situation sound like an absurd application concern.

• @pokupkabitka / 18387 2022-11-25