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the group chat when I ask who's available to play next week NO SMOKING IN LAVATORY King's Cross

A fast-paced video montage shows Tom Scott appearing in wildly different places, including a rocky shoreline, an industrial tank, an airplane lavatory, King’s Cross station, parks, and a nighttime doorway. The deadpan narration lists increasingly absurd locations as if they are replies from friends in a group chat, turning “I’m busy” into an impossible travel itinerary. The synthetic-sounding speech and brisk montage make the escalation especially absurd. EN: A fast-paced video montage shows Tom Scott appearing in wildly different places, including a rocky shoreline, an industrial tank, an airplane lavatory, King’s Cross station, parks, and a nighttime doorway. The deadpan narration lists increasingly absurd locations as if they are replies from friends in a group chat, turning “I’m busy” into an impossible travel itinerary. The synthetic-sounding speech and brisk montage make the escalation especially absurd.

I'm in Weldon Spring. I'm in Yevley. I'm in the abandoned city of Pripyat. I'm inside one of the inch and down oil tanks. I'm off to the Arctic for three weeks. I am not inside a fusion reactor. I'm in Hull. I am at Disney World. I'm in an airplane battery. I am in an unpowered glider. I am in Iceland. I'm flying a few thousand feet over Lincolnshire. I'm at Platform 9 and 3 quarters. I am under the English Channel. I am still in the Arctic. I'm on top of a hill. I am in Baton Rouge. I am squinting into the sun I'm in Swindon I am about to cross a road I'm in Bristol I'm on my way back from the Arctic I'm at Space Camp I am putting myself at risk of being sued I'm at a party I'm at the Eureka weather station I am with Norm I am back with Norm Last time I was outside this pub with Norm he taught me how to strangle someone I am back in the UK and I have a cold

• @pokupkabitka / 17737 2022-11-15