Forest Cabin Rulez With an Anime Girl

hanging out at the forest cabin rulez: r ule 1: you have to tell me at least 1 day in advance before you come rule 2: unlimited headpats rule 3: you must princess carry me wherever I want to go rule 4: if we are playing video games you lap is my chair rule 5: if we are sitting anywhere your lap is my chair rule 6: bring chocolate (NO HERSHEY) rule 7: talking about other girls immediately disqualifies you to outside even if its raining rule 8: i may demand at any time that you spoon feed me instead of feeding myself rule 9: you may hug or lap pillow whenever required rule 10: you have to beat the hard bosses for me if i ask (NO BACKSEATING THOUGH) rule 11: choose the music we listen to and you have to listen to it rule 12: if we watch a movie i will talk over it rule 13: cheek kisses are legal (NOWHERE ELSE) rule 14: you may pet the cat rule 15: no bullying rule 16: NO YEETING (WITHOUT LOVE) rule 17: no stinky politic or sad talky (unless we're both ok with it!!!) rule 18: no linux

An anime-style girl appears behind an absurdly long list of rules for hanging out at a forest cabin, while the camera slowly zooms in on her increasingly intense expression. The joke is the exaggeratedly demanding but affectionate contract: the viewer gets headpats, lap privileges, snacks, cuddles, and gaming help, but must obey bizarre restrictions such as no Hershey chocolate, no Linux, and no yeeting without love. The hesitant voice and music make the clip feel like a comedic VTuber reaction to an impossible list of relationship rules.

Hmm... No, you're an ex-usus.

• @pokupkabitka / 17446 2022-11-08