The Chonk Chart

The Chonk Chart CHONK Chart A 'very scientific' weight chart we have at the clinic... A Fine Boi A fyne boi He Chomnk He chomnk A Heckin' Chonker A heckin' chonker HEFTYCHONK Hefty chonk MEGACHONKER OH LAWD HE COMIN 20 16-25% Body Fat 30 26-35% Body Fat 40 36-45% Body Fat 50 46-55% Body Fat 60 56-65% Body Fat 70 65% Body Fat Right Lower Permanent 4 Right Lower Deciduous 8 Left Lower Permanent 3 Left Lower Deciduous 7 TONO PEN DRUG DOSAGES FORMS IPAD

A camera slowly pans across a humorous clinic poster called the “CHONK Chart,” showing cats and increasingly rotund cat-shaped figures labeled from “A Fine Boi” through “OH LAWD HE COMIN,” with rising body-fat percentages. The narrator presents it as a very scientific weight chart, while dramatic music and escalating names turn ordinary cat obesity into an absurdly grand progression. It is used as a wholesome reaction to an extremely large or adorably overweight animal. EN: A camera slowly pans across a humorous clinic poster called the “CHONK Chart,” showing cats and increasingly rotund cat-shaped figures labeled from “A Fine Boi” through “OH LAWD HE COMIN,” with rising body-fat percentages. The narrator presents it as a very scientific weight chart, while dramatic music and escalating names turn ordinary cat obesity into an absurdly grand progression. It is used as a wholesome reaction to an extremely large or adorably overweight animal.

The Chonk Chart. A very scientific weight chart we have at the clinic. A fine boy. He Chonk. A Hecken Chonker. Hefty Chonk. Mega Chonker. Oh, Lord, he Common.

• @pokupkabitka / 17435 2022-11-08