Vin Diesel Was the First Human

Scientists at Princeton University have reconstructed this 3D model of how Adam, the first human being created by God, might have looked KANSAS CITY 18 Dominic Toretto is the first person ever created come here that's why he keeps saying all this stuff about family am I related to Vin Diesel

The clip begins with a fake tweet showing a 3D reconstruction of Adam that resembles Vin Diesel. It then cuts to a bearded man taking a bathroom mirror selfie while claiming Dominic Toretto was the first person ever created, explaining his obsession with “family,” and finally wondering whether he is related to Vin Diesel. The joke absurdly connects the biblical first human with Vin Diesel’s Fast & Furious character and catchphrase. EN: The clip begins with a fake tweet showing a 3D reconstruction of Adam that resembles Vin Diesel. It then cuts to a bearded man taking a bathroom mirror selfie while claiming Dominic Toretto was the first person ever created, explaining his obsession with “family,” and finally wondering whether he is related to Vin Diesel. The joke absurdly connects the biblical first human with Vin Diesel’s Fast & Furious character and catchphrase.

Now you tell me the first human created by God was... Vin Diesel. You're telling me Vin Diesel, Dominic Toretto, is the first person that recreated Come Here. That's why he keeps saying all the stuff about family. Am I related to Vin Diesel?

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