Alpha Male Workout Advice

TIRED OF BEING A WEAK BETA SCRUB? ALPHA MALE Rip a tree out of the ground and shove it up your ass BUY 1000 CARS AND EAT THEM IN 1 NANOSECOND GIVE BIRTH TO TRIPLETS OUT OF YOUR DICK AND THEN THROW THEM OFF A CLIFF INTO A FIRE STOP BREATHING TOTAL WASTE OF TIME BURN DOWN AN ORPHANAGE *GREAT FOR RECOVERY

A fast-cut gym meme begins by challenging viewers tired of being a “weak beta scrub,” then presents an increasingly absurd montage of extreme alpha-male and workout advice, including impossible feats and stopping breathing. It ends on Arnold Schwarzenegger calmly reacting, making the joke a parody of macho fitness culture and exaggerated self-improvement advice. The clip uses Jetta’s “I’d Love to Change the World,” a psychedelic rock song whose dramatic, ominous mood makes the ridiculous advice feel mock-epic. EN: A fast-cut gym meme begins by challenging viewers tired of being a “weak beta scrub,” then presents an increasingly absurd montage of extreme alpha-male and workout advice, including impossible feats and stopping breathing. It ends on Arnold Schwarzenegger calmly reacting, making the joke a parody of macho fitness culture and exaggerated self-improvement advice. The clip uses Jetta’s “I’d Love to Change the World,” a psychedelic rock song whose dramatic, ominous mood makes the ridiculous advice feel mock-epic.

I have no fear of fainting in a gym because I know it could happen. I threw up many times while I was working out, but it doesn't matter because it's all worth it.

♪ Jetta — I'd Love To Change the World

• @pokupkabitka / 16776 2022-10-26