HK-47 Defines Love
Query: Is there someone that you need killed, master? 1. Would you stop asking that? 2. HK, do you know what love is? 3. You don't have to call me master. 4. No, just some questions. 5. Nothing, never mind. Answer: Many organic meatbags find that question difficult to answer, Master, but I believe I can provide you with a satisfactory definition. Definition: "Love" is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope. 1. I thought you had your definition wrong. 2. Uh... I'm not sure I agree with that. Or if anyone could. 3. There's a certain lethal charm in such a shot, I agree. 4. That is the best definition of love I have ever heard. 5. Then I don't think I've ever been in love. Statement: This definition, I am told, is subject to interpretation. Obviously, love is a matter of odds. Not many meatbags could make such a shot, and strangely enough, not many meatbags would derive love from it. Yet for me, love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticle, and together, achieving a singular purpose... against statistically long odds.
HK-47, a sarcastic assassin droid in a futuristic game setting, is asked what love means. He gives an intensely literal definition involving shooting a target in the knees from 120 kilometers away with a sniper rifle, turning a romantic concept into deadpan homicidal comedy. The clip works as a reaction to express an absurdly violent, machine-like or darkly practical idea of love, with game dialogue choices and dramatic music-like audio reinforcing the parody. EN: HK-47, a sarcastic assassin droid in a futuristic game setting, is asked what love means. He gives an intensely literal definition involving shooting a target in the knees from 120 kilometers away with a sniper rifle, turning a romantic concept into deadpan homicidal comedy. The clip works as a reaction to express an absurdly violent, machine-like or darkly practical idea of love, with game dialogue choices and dramatic music-like audio reinforcing the parody.
Answer. Many organic meatbags find that question difficult to answer, master. But I believe I can provide you with a satisfactory definition. Definition. Love is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Airtex sniper rifle with a trilide scope. Statement. This definition, I am told, is subject to interpretation. Obviously, love is a matter of odds. Not many meatbags could make such a shot. And strangely enough, not many meatbags would derive love from it. Yet for me, love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticle, and together achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds.
- @pokupkabitka / 16451 2022-10-20
- Type
- video, 0:59
- Size
- 480×360 · 1.9 MiB
- Mood
- darkly comedic
- Language
- en
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