Wojak Has a Nice Ass

>My sister laughed at me saying that i have an ass like the Brazilian whores who put silicone in it. >A girl once pinched my ass while we were making out. >On highschool excursion i had to find whores prostitutes in the middle of Athens because all the boys told me that if they dont fuck anything, they will all fuck me >Bro, dont take this the wrong way, but you have a nice ass >A hot girl i was flirting with once said that i have a better ass than her, and then grabbed it with both hands >A drug detective said that i should never EVER go to jail, even the guards will want a piece of my ass

A greentext-style 4chan post lists increasingly absurd stories about people complimenting, grabbing, or wanting a piece of the poster’s unusually attractive ass. The deadpan Wojak image and escalating repetition make the joke work as an absurd reaction to someone who is inexplicably proud of their butt.

• @pokupkabitka / 16222 2022-10-17