Bear Destroys the Kayak

Thank you for leaving my kayak alone Alright am WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT? OhHhhh Please stop breaking my things It's just PLAsticcc

В дождливом месте у озера медведь подходит к зелёному каяку и постепенно ломает и переворачивает его, пока ребёнок за кадром умоляет его остановиться и возмущённо кричит. Комизм строится на спокойном, почти вежливом начале и всё более отчаянной детской реакции на то, что медведь безжалостно уничтожает «просто пластик». Слышны дождь, шум воды и детская речь с криками, а отсутствие музыки делает происходящее ещё абсурднее и реалистичнее. EN: In a rainy lakeside setting, a bear approaches a green kayak and gradually breaks and flips it over while a child off camera begs it to stop and shouts in frustration. The joke comes from the calm, almost polite beginning and the increasingly desperate child’s reaction as the bear mercilessly destroys “just plastic.” Rain, water, and the child’s shouting can be heard, and the lack of music makes the scene feel even more absurd and real.

Oh, you're very welcome. Please don't do that. Seriously you didn't have to do that Go away. All right. It's payback time. I'm going to eat your Kaya. Get away from that Kaya. No. Come on. Nope. Bear. Lady. Bear. Lady. You're breaking my Kaya. Yes I am. Why are you doing that? Because. What am I gonna do? Buy a jet ski. Stop it! Mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom. This is my backyard. I'm sorry, dad. Leave me alone. Bear, please stop. Never. This is the end. I don't sleep. Lover. Lady. Stop. I'm going to flip this kayak over now. Please stop breaking my things. I enjoy breaking things. I'm so stupid. I have no self-control. It's nothing. I like plastic. Bear, please stop. No. Please stop. How many times can I say no? Please stop that. I'm gonna bear spray you. Please stop. Bear. Lady. There! Wait! AHHHHH!

• @pokupkabitka / 14597 2022-09-15