Barto Doesn't Care About Pants

hello little boy and what do they call you? barto doesn't care piggy should chow down on barto's pants the boy's words ripple through your every vein, piercing the fabric of your being. it is as if your mouth has been sealed shut. you do not know how to respond to this urchin. AUTHORITY: who is he to speak to you like that? you better show him whose boss. CONCEPTUALIZATION: but who are you anyways? SPRINGFIELD EMPIRE: you should do as he says and eat his pants. LOGIC: the boy wasn't being literal. HALF-LIGHT: hurry, take off your own pants and eat them before it's too late! ENDURANCE: what can you do it. you've trained for this. VOLITION: it's important to wear pants in society. detective, what have you found? mmmm morale

A four-panel Simpsons-style comic presents Barto speaking rudely to a bearded man, while the man's inner Disco Elysium-style skills debate whether he should eat Barto's pants. The detective finds the man sitting on the floor with his pants off, calmly saying “mmmm morale,” turning an absurd insult into an overdramatic psychological crisis. EN: A four-panel Simpsons-style comic presents Barto speaking rudely to a bearded man, while the man's inner Disco Elysium-style skills debate whether he should eat Barto's pants. The detective finds the man sitting on the floor with his pants off, calmly saying “mmmm morale,” turning an absurd insult into an overdramatic psychological crisis.

• @pokupkabitka / 14576 2022-09-15