The Minute Man Discord Prank

>join a random discord server from r9k >filled with a ton of goons >one guy is on tinder and is about to fuck a girl he met on there in call >entire call is mute but losing it >they meet up >things get hot and heavy >hear their moans >his phone wont stop vibrating on the shelf >she gets suspicious but doesnt really care >fast forward a bit >he nuts after like 1 minute of penetration >she doesnt know >he asks to switch positions >while she's flipped over quickly gets his shit together and starts walking out the door >he turns to her and up on deafens discord and says >"You know what they call me?" ... They call me the minute maaAn" >she hears the entire call dying of laughter as he fuckin books it to his car >all of this is recorded and I still have the recording What a fucking blast this was, hands down my favorite moment on discord. I know some of the people from that discord still lurk these threads

A greentext recounts a chaotic Discord voice-call prank involving a Tinder hookup, a one-minute sexual encounter, and the prankster fleeing while everyone laughs. The punchline is the boast that he is called “the minute man,” turning premature ejaculation into a ridiculous escape gag. It is shared as an absurd story about internet degeneracy and an unforgettable Discord moment. EN: A greentext recounts a chaotic Discord voice-call prank involving a Tinder hookup, a one-minute sexual encounter, and the prankster fleeing while everyone laughs. The punchline is the boast that he is called “the minute man,” turning premature ejaculation into a ridiculous escape gag. It is shared as an absurd story about internet degeneracy and an unforgettable Discord moment.

• @pokupkabitka / 11039 2022-07-16