Zombie Apocalypse Pick Two Items

Text on the meme

oh no! it’s the zombie apocalypse! you can only grab 2 items!!! a minecraft stone sword xanax children’s scissors an english to australian dictionary a bepsi avril lavine 2003 CD “My World” a mario costume mustard a pair of heelies

What it means

A humorous item-selection meme presents a bizarre set of objects to choose from during a zombie apocalypse, including a Minecraft stone sword, Xanax, children’s scissors, Pepsi, mustard, a Mario costume, and other random items. The joke is that the options are absurdly mismatched and mostly useless for survival, making the viewer imagine which two they would grab. EN: A humorous item-selection meme presents a bizarre set of objects to choose from during a zombie apocalypse, including a Minecraft stone sword, Xanax, children’s scissors, Pepsi, mustard, a Mario costume, and other random items. The joke is that the options are absurdly mismatched and mostly useless for survival, making the viewer imagine which two they would grab.

Who

Mario (Super Mario)Avril Lavigne

Objects

Minecraft stone sword / меч из камня Minecraft Xanax blister pack / блистер Ксанакса children’s scissors / детские ножницы English to Australian dictionary / англо-австралийский словарь Pepsi can / банка Pepsi Avril Lavigne CD / CD Аврил Лавин Mario costume / костюм Марио mustard bottle / бутылка горчицы Heelys shoes / обувь Heelys zombie apocalypse text / текст про зомби-апокалипсис