I Hate When People Ask Me

Text on the meme

I HATE WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME “What are you doing to my car?” I’m stealing your catalytic converter so I can sell it to buy crack. Don’t waste my time with such feeble minded questions. It’s rude.

What it means

Patrick Bateman sits in an office and stares sternly at the camera while captions present an absurdly criminal answer to someone asking what he is doing to their car. The joke comes from the deadpan contrast between his polished appearance and the outrageous confession about stealing a catalytic converter to buy crack, making it useful as a sarcastic reaction to an obvious or annoying question.

Who

Patrick Bateman (American Psycho)

Objects

man in a suit / мужчина в костюме office chair / офисное кресло office / офис window blinds / оконные жалюзи city buildings / городские здания desk / письменный стол folded hands / сложенные руки white shirt / белая рубашка tie / галстук red caption text / красный текст подписи white caption text / белый текст подписи