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Make One Thing 5% Bigger

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You can make one thing 5% bigger. What do you choose?
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An elderly man in a black leather jacket considers a question asking what he would make 5% bigger. The audio builds the joke by choosing his penis thickness instead of his wife’s lifespan, creating an absurdly crude punchline. EN: An elderly man in a black leather jacket considers a question asking what he would make 5% bigger. The audio builds the joke by choosing his penis thickness instead of his wife’s lifespan, creating an absurdly crude punchline.

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If I could go back in time I'd make my wife's life span five percent bigger. As that's impossible I'll go with me cock thickness please.

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absurd, crude
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