I Don't Know How to Have Sex

I don't know exactly how to have sex No doubt, I owe some apologies for that, and I'm trying to learn. I would rather die than do that. Although who the hell knows in these increasingly strange days? Breasts, breasts, breasts. Cum, cum, cum, cum, cum. Delete.

A serious-looking gray-haired man in a pinstripe suit sits for a formal interview in a dark studio, speaking directly to the camera. The sober presentation clashes with an increasingly absurd monologue about not knowing how to have sex, repeating “breasts” and “cum,” then abruptly ending with “Delete.” The joke works as an intentionally awkward, explicit AI-style speech-synthesis parody and is used as an absurd reaction video. EN: A serious-looking gray-haired man in a pinstripe suit sits for a formal interview in a dark studio, speaking directly to the camera. The sober presentation clashes with an increasingly absurd monologue about not knowing how to have sex, repeating “breasts” and “cum,” then abruptly ending with “Delete.” The joke works as an intentionally awkward, explicit AI-style speech-synthesis parody and is used as an absurd reaction video.

Hello everyone. I don't know exactly how to have sex since I wasn't informed and I'm probably doing it wrong. No doubt I owe some apologies for that and I'm trying to learn. I don't have sex with girls. I would rather die than do that. I might also just be gay although who the hell knows in these increasingly strange days. First, breasts, breasts, breasts, breasts, breasts, breasts, breasts, breasts, breasts. breasts. And second, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, that doesn't exist, by the way. It's a serious disease. Delete.

• @pokupkabitka / 10148 2022-07-08