Boris Johnson Resignation Spunk Plan

If Boris Johnson resigns, I'll freeze my spunk in a syringe shaped mould that I'll use to inject my arm with my spunk, while snorting a line of my sun dried powdered spunk, while boiling my spunk in a kettle and inhaling the vapours with a towel over my head.

A tweet jokingly describes an increasingly absurd and disgusting ritual supposedly triggered by Boris Johnson resigning. The punchline is the extreme escalation and repetition of “my spunk,” making it suitable as a reaction to shocking, deranged, or wildly over-the-top statements. EN: A tweet jokingly describes an increasingly absurd and disgusting ritual supposedly triggered by Boris Johnson resigning. The punchline is the extreme escalation and repetition of “my spunk,” making it suitable as a reaction to shocking, deranged, or wildly over-the-top statements.

• @pokupkabitka / 10066 2022-07-07