Typical British Morning Licensing

Typical everyday average British morning: >wake up >bobby knocks on door >"oi! open up you cheeky bastard and show me your sleeping licence!" >fumble around and finally find my licence >"s-sorry good sir. It's right here... God save the Queen." >bobby peers in and catches a glimpse of me telly >"halt! where's your TV licence you cunt?!" >"draw TV licence from me wallet" >bobby gives a look like the bloody Queen's dodger >"oi mate! where's your permit for this licence?" >show him my licence permit >"this licence permit is expired. I'm taking you in!" >bobby draws his toy gun >stab him with my unregistered butterknife

A greentext-style joke describes an absurdly bureaucratic British morning where a police officer demands licences and permits for everything, escalating until the narrator attacks him with an unregistered butter knife. The punchline parodies stereotypes about British bureaucracy, TV licences, policing, and exaggerated patriotism, making it useful as a reaction to ridiculous rules or endless paperwork.

• @pokupkabitka / 10014 2022-07-07