Clever Responses to Abhorrent Math Pickup Lines

CLEVER RESPONSES TO ABHORRENT MATH PICKUP LINES YOU LOOK LIKE THE EMPTY SET OUT OF 10 ARE YOU √3 BECAUSE YOU USED TO BE JUST ODD BUT NOW ARE IRRATIONAL ARE YOU 2πR BECAUSE YOU’RE KEEP GOING IN A CIRCLE HERE ARE YOU AN ASYMPTOTE BECAUSE I WILL ALWAYS BE OUT OF YOUR REACH ARE YOU ∫X BECAUSE ITS POINTLESS TO INTEGRATE WITH YOU ARE YOU LACKING A MULTIPLICATIVE IDENTITY BECAUSE I WILL NEVER RING YOU ARE YOU FERMAT’S LAST THEOREM BECAUSE IT’D TAKE 300 YEARS TO FIGURE YOU OUT ARE YOU A QUASIGROUP BECAUSE I WILL NOT ASSOCIATE WITH YOU EITHER

A pink graphic presents several math-themed pickup lines paired with clever rejections, including jokes about empty sets, irrational numbers, circles, asymptotes, integration, multiplicative identities, Fermat’s Last Theorem, and quasigroups. The punchline is that each supposed flirtatious line is turned into an elaborate mathematical insult or rejection, making the image useful as an absurd, nerdy reaction to bad pickup lines. EN: A pink graphic presents several math-themed pickup lines paired with clever rejections, including jokes about empty sets, irrational numbers, circles, asymptotes, integration, multiplicative identities, Fermat’s Last Theorem, and quasigroups. The punchline is that each supposed flirtatious line is turned into an elaborate mathematical insult or rejection, making the image useful as an absurd, nerdy reaction to bad pickup lines.

• @pokupkabitka / 9816 2022-07-05