Billion Dollar Morning Routine

BILLION DOLLAR MORNING ROUTINE Be woken up by your servant Immediately get a massage No phone your yacht has a 70” flatscreen for a reason luxurious rain shower with built-in speakers 5 minutes outside validation from sycophants 15 minutes easy exercise with a personal trainer Eat whatever the fuck you want knowing you'll just buy organ transplants Set 3 illegal goals for the day START EXPLOITING

A portrait of Jeff Bezos appears above a flowchart for a “billion dollar morning routine,” including servants, massages, a yacht television, a personal trainer, sycophants, and buying organ transplants. The joke satirizes extreme billionaire wealth as exploitative, absurd, and morally corrupt, presenting “START EXPLOITING” as the inevitable result. It is shared as a sarcastic reaction to hustle culture, billionaire worship, and unrealistic productivity advice.

• @pokupkabitka / 9380 2022-07-01