Vladimir Putin Alpha Profile

Text on the meme

VLADIMIR PUTIN HE/HIM 🇷🇺 = ALPHA NICKNAMES—VLADDY DADDY (EVERYONE) -OK WITH ANY PRONOUN EXCEPT FOR SHE/HER -COCKY -FWB WITH BARACK, BUT WANTS TO BE MORE -NEVER WEARS A SHIRT, HAS BEEN KICKED OUT OF MANY STORES & RESTAURANTS FOR THIS, REFUSES TO YIELD -DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO RIDE A BICYCLE -VERY PROBLEMATIC (WAR CRIMES)

What it means

A shirtless cartoon caricature of Vladimir Putin is presented as an exaggerated dating-profile-style “alpha” character, with humorous bullet points about his pronouns, nicknames, arrogance, relationship with Barack, refusal to wear a shirt, inability to ride a bicycle, and war crimes. The joke satirizes macho internet stereotypes and political criticism by treating a controversial world leader like a ridiculous social-media profile.

Who

Vladimir Putin (Владимир Путин)

Objects

shirtless man / мужчина без рубашки short blond hair / короткие светлые волосы muscular torso / мускулистый торс black shorts / чёрные шорты belt / ремень buckle / пряжка handwritten text / рукописный текст bullet-point list / список с маркерами Russian flag icon / значок российского флага bicycle reference / упоминание велосипеда