Wii Sports Home Run

LETS GO! Played college ball ykno.. Let's open up these blinds! Try WII SPORTS!! I'm not one of those Madden playing Pansies! Wait a second.. Home run

A man in glasses and a tie violently wrestles with an armored opponent in a video-game-like scene while confidently calling the fight a football match and suggesting Wii Sports. The escalating shouted dialogue, grunts, and music make the absurd mismatch funnier, ending with “Home run” even though the action has nothing to do with baseball or football. It works as a reaction to someone wildly misunderstanding a situation or confidently explaining nonsense.

Let's go! The hell are you thinking? AHHHH! Christ! Blade College Ball, you know. On a Nintendo Wii, maybe. Ah, fuck! I can't see anything! Let's open up these blinds so you can see the political spectrum. I'm kind of on the left side of things. Good for you, Jack. No more fighting. Psych- Goddamn it, I knew it! You think it was just a game, son? Try Wii Sports! Kidagon Pro, if I didn't join the Navy. I'm not one of those Madden playing pansies. Let me show you what a real field goal looks like. Wait, buddy, you think I'd do it? Wait a second. Football's not even on Wii Sports. Here comes the pit. It doesn't even relate to football! Home run!

• @pokupkabitka / 8229 2022-06-15