Facebook Message Master

To a girl on Facebook I've been sitting here forever It's this guy About her You're in the hands of a master

A nervous young man asks his confident friend for help messaging a cute girl on Facebook. The friend boasts that he is an expert with women, then takes over the conversation and gives increasingly terrible advice, ending with an inappropriate joke about picking up a 14-year-old girl. The clip is used as a reaction to overconfident advice that quickly becomes disastrous.

Hey, buddy, it's just you and me tonight. Sounds good. I'll be right down. All right. I knew it! What are you hiding? Poor? Don't lie to me! Fine. I'm trying to send a message to a girl on Facebook, but she's so out of my league. Look at her. Oh yeah, she's cute. I've been sitting here forever and I can't think of anything to say. Well, you are in luck if anyone knows the art of bluing the fair of sex is this guy. Hey. Wait! Send. Why would you type that? Now she knows I'm thinking about her. Smiley face. Oh my god stop now we can only screw it up from here. Please, you're on the hands of the master. I think I know how to pick up a 14 year old girl. For you.

• @pokupkabitka / 8218 2022-06-14