Terminal Cancer Sewer Sex Greentext

>Be me, 25 >gf works w/ the police force, so do i >we make a list of kinky shit we want to do in our life. >last week at check up get told I have terminal cancer >family and gf devastated >remember list >tell gf we should do the top kinky thing on the list >gf wants to have sex in the sewers >mfw >whatever, only 3 months to live anyway >sneak out at night >go to sewers >have sex >lets me cum in her >shit was cash >moral of the story is >fuck the police >coming straight from the underground

A 4chan-style greentext tells the story of a 25-year-old man with terminal cancer whose girlfriend wants to have sex in the sewers as the top item on their kinky list. The absurd punchline is the wordplay on “fuck the police” and “coming straight from the underground,” referencing the lyrics of “Fuck tha Police” by N.W.A. It is sent as an edgy, shocking reaction to an unexpectedly ridiculous story. EN: A 4chan-style greentext tells the story of a 25-year-old man with terminal cancer whose girlfriend wants to have sex in the sewers as the top item on their kinky list. The absurd punchline is the wordplay on “fuck the police” and “coming straight from the underground,” referencing the lyrics of “Fuck tha Police” by N.W.A. It is sent as an edgy, shocking reaction to an unexpectedly ridiculous story.

• @pokupkabitka / 8000 2022-06-12