The Mainstream Media News Cycle

BREAKING NEWS MARCH 2020 The Mainstream Media News Cycle Covid is the greatest threat to America right now. JUNE 2020 You better support black lives matter MARCH 2021 Why is everyone hating Asians? Stop Asian hate, APRIL 2021 You need to get vaccinated. If you don't get vaccinated, NOVEMBER 2021 We have to stop misinformation it's the greatest NOVEMBER 2021 the greatest threat to America right now is clearly FEBRUARY 2022 You have to support the Ukraine. MAY 2022 Get rid of your guns gun control. Now we need it

A man in a suit presents a mock breaking-news broadcast while the date advances from March 2020 to May 2022. Each segment declares a different issue—the pandemic, racism, Asian hate, vaccines, misinformation, Ukraine, and guns—to be the greatest threat to America, satirizing the constantly shifting priorities of the mainstream news cycle. It is shared as a sarcastic reaction to media outrage cycles and rapidly changing political narratives.

COVID is the greatest threat to America right now. If you don't stay inside, you're a terrible person. The greatest threat to America right now is clearly racism. Racism is the greatest threat to America. You better support Black Lives Matter. You better get out in the street and scream it, say it, whatever you gotta do. But the greatest threat to America right now is all of this Asian hate. Stop hating Asians. Why is everyone hating Asians? Stop Asian hate. The greatest threat to America right now is all of this hatred towards vaccines. Get vaccinated. You need to get vaccinated. If you don't get vaccinated, what is wrong with you? The unvaccinated are ruining this country. The greatest threat to America right now is the misinformation. Misinformation. We have to stop misinformation. It's the greatest threat to America right now. If you're spreading it, you're a terrible person. Stop the misinformation. The greatest threat to America right now is clearly. Russia, Russia, we have to support the Ukraine. If you don't support the Ukraine, what's wrong with you? What's with you? What are you? Some kind of terrible person? You have to support the Ukraine. The greatest threat to America right now is clearly guns, guns. We have to stop with the guns. Get rid of your guns. control now we need it.

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