Dildo Stock Conversion Plan

could you put a big dildo on the end of an AR as a stock instead of this stupid fucking tube thing? >>42339005 (OP) # >Take a dildo >Drill out the inside >Pull it over the buffer tube >Go to the ATF and ask them if your firearm is legally considered a pistol or a rifle in this configuration >See the tears in their eyes when their childhood dreams of making the streets safer are replaced with 2 days of meetings to decide whether or not a dildo sleeve counts as a stock >Eventually hear that it does not count as a stock >Open a sex shop that ships stock-shaped dildos straight to one's doorstep

An imageboard thread shows a firearm buffer tube alongside a request to replace it with a large dildo as a stock. The reply humorously proposes modifying a dildo, consulting the ATF about firearm classification, and exploiting the ruling by selling stock-shaped dildos. The joke combines absurd sexual imagery with deliberately overcomplicated firearm regulations and bureaucratic satire. EN: An imageboard thread shows a firearm buffer tube alongside a request to replace it with a large dildo as a stock. The reply humorously proposes modifying a dildo, consulting the ATF about firearm classification, and exploiting the ruling by selling stock-shaped dildos. The joke combines absurd sexual imagery with deliberately overcomplicated firearm regulations and bureaucratic satire.

• @pokupkabitka / 7014 2022-06-01